Post by DarkenedSoul on Sept 3, 2006 13:36:41 GMT -6
Well, it's not a mid-life crisis, but here's how
things worked out for me.
Married 35 years, took a look at my wife one yesterday and
said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to
me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old
blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a
cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....
things worked out for me.
Married 35 years, took a look at my wife one yesterday and
said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to
me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old
blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a
cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....
