Post by warriorswan on Jul 31, 2006 12:50:54 GMT -6
Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem
teachers
are always changing stuff".
Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes
again?"
Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words
in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an
"F".
1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta
nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and
man, I was HONORROLL.
3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed,
and he PLANET in the backyard.
4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and
said DISMAY hurt a little.
5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it
go dis time.
6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.
7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man
said gimme one MOBILE.
8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped
DEFENSE and got away.
9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH,
I'm out.
11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a
DOMINEERING.
13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA
spare some change.
14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.
15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say
DATA boy.
16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE
I can get a job?"
17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.
18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out
de COATROOM."
19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he
got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.
20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't
FASCINATE. ;D ;D ;D
teachers
are always changing stuff".
Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes
again?"
Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words
in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an
"F".
1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta
nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and
man, I was HONORROLL.
3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed,
and he PLANET in the backyard.
4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and
said DISMAY hurt a little.
5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it
go dis time.
6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.
7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man
said gimme one MOBILE.
8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped
DEFENSE and got away.
9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH,
I'm out.
11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a
DOMINEERING.
13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA
spare some change.
14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.
15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say
DATA boy.
16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE
I can get a job?"
17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.
18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out
de COATROOM."
19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he
got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.
20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't
FASCINATE. ;D ;D ;D
