Post by Pontotocmom on Sept 11, 2006 13:57:08 GMT -6
Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, " God, what does a million years mean to
you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million
dollars
mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
****
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and
I
have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by
this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm t elling you,
I'm
certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?" The Rabbi then offers,
"Tell
you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let
you
know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your
wife...spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The
man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
******
Looking up, he asks the Lord, " God, what does a million years mean to
you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million
dollars
mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
****
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and
I
have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by
this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm t elling you,
I'm
certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?" The Rabbi then offers,
"Tell
you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let
you
know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your
wife...spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The
man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
******