Post by DarkenedSoul on Sept 18, 2006 9:17:44 GMT -6
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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
>"Hello
>"Mrs. Ward, please."
>"Speaking."
>"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
>When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a
>biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain
>which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or
>terrible."
>"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
>"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
>Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell
>which is your husband's."
>"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
>"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
>one time."
>"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
>"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
>somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
>with him."
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
>"Hello
>"Mrs. Ward, please."
>"Speaking."
>"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
>When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a
>biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain
>which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or
>terrible."
>"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
>"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
>Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell
>which is your husband's."
>"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
>"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
>one time."
>"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
>"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
>somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
>with him."
