Post by DarkenedSoul on Sept 21, 2006 12:19:08 GMT -6
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> > > > > Subject: Husband
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >> The husband had just finished
> > reading a new book titled,
> > >"You
> > > > >>Can Be
> > > > >> >the Man of Your House!"
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >> >He stormed into the kitchen and
> > walked directly up to his
> > > > >> wife.
> > > > >> Pointing a finger in her face, he
> > said sternly, "From now
> > >on,
> > > > >>you
> > > > >> >need to know that I am the man of
> > this house and my word
> > >is
> > > > >>law!
> > > > >> >You will prepare me a gourmet meal
> > tonight, and when I'm
> > > > >>finished
> > > > >> >eating my meal, you will serve me
> > a sumptuous dessert.
> > > > >> >After dinner you are going to go
> > upstairs with me, and we
> > >will
> > > > >>have
> > > > >> >the kind of sex that I want. After
> > that, you
> > > > >> are going to draw me a
> > > > >> >bath
> > > > >> > so I can relax.
> > > > >> >You will wash my back and towel me
> > dry and bring me my
> > >robe.
> > > > >> >Then you will massage my feet and
> > hands.
> > > > >> >Then after that's done, guess
> > who's going to dress me and
> > >comb
> > > > >>my
> > > > >> >hair?"
> > > > >> >His wife replied, "The freakin'
> > funeral director would be
> > >my
> > > > >>guess."
> > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > >
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> > > > >
> > ;D ;D
Whom doe's this remind you of? ;D
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