Old men can still think fast!

[DarkenedSoul]

old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic
>tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach
>trees.
>The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was
>built.
>
>One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it
>over.
>He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to
>bring back some fruit.
>
>As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
>As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping
>in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
>
>At once, they all went to the deep end.
>
>One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
>
>The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies
>Swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."
>
>Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
>
>Moral: Old men can still think fast! ;D

;D