Post by Pontotocmom on Oct 8, 2006 8:30:48 GMT -6
Baby's First Doctor’s Visit
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for thedoctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or Bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed" she replied.
Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts
for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma"
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for thedoctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or Bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed" she replied.
Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts
for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma"