Truths

[DarkenedSoul]

>Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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>Time may be a great healer, but it's a
>lousy beautician.
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>Conscience is what hurts when
>everything else feels good.
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>Talk is cheap because supply
>exceeds demand.
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>Even if you are on the right track,
>you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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>Politicians and diapers have one thing
> in common. They should both be
> changed regularly and for the same reason.
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>An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist
fears
>this
>is true.
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>There will always be death and taxes;
>however, death doesn't get worse every year.
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>In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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>I am a nutritional overachiever.
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>I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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>Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
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>A day without sunshine is like night.
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>It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
>but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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>The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
>right
>time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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>Brain cells come and brain cells go,
>but fat cells live forever.
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>Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
>Sometimes it comes alone.
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>Life not only begins at forty,
>it also begins to show.
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>I smile because I am your friend! I laugh because there is nothing
you can
>do about it.