Post by DarkenedSoul on Oct 12, 2006 20:54:07 GMT -6
Ian was in trouble.
He forgot their 37th wedding anniversary.
His wife Vera was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning Ian got up early and left for work.
When Vera woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a
box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ian has been missing since Friday.
He forgot their 37th wedding anniversary.
His wife Vera was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning Ian got up early and left for work.
When Vera woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a
box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ian has been missing since Friday.
