She's Soooo Blonde

[DarkenedSoul]

She was Soooooooo Blonde... * She thought a
>> quarterback was a refund.
>>
>> * She thought General Motors was in the army.
>>
>> * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
>>
>> * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
>>
>> * At the bottom of an application where it says
>> "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
>>
>>
>>
>> She Was Sooooooooooo Blonde.
>>
>> * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she
>> slept.
>>
>> * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
>>
>> * Under "education" on her job application, she
>> put "Hooked On Phonics."
>>
>> She was Sooooooooooooo Blonde...
>>
>> * She tripped over a cordless phone.
>>
>> * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
>> juice can because it said "Concentrate."
>>
>> * She told me to meet her at the corner of
>> "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
>>
>> * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
>>
>>
>>
>> She was Sooooooooooooo Blonde...
>>
>> * She studied for a blood test.
>>
>> * She sold the car for gas money.
>>
>> * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice
>> instead.
>>
>> * When she went to the airport and saw a sign
>> that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and
>> went home.
>>
>>
>>
>> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
>>
>> * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
>> around the home, she moved.
>>
>> * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
>> speechless.
>>
>> * She thought that she could not use her AM
>> radio in the evening.
>>
>> * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she
>> thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
>>
>> AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
>>
>> She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
>>
>> She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone
>> company.