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Post by wittzo on Mar 14, 2005 21:45:47 GMT -6
A couple of months ago, I read that according to Muslim law, it's acceptable to divorce your wife with an e-mail or a text message on your phone. Send her three e-mails with the subject line or body as "I divorce you!" Here's something funky I saw on-line, I guess it's a prayer by proxy?  God has the biggest SPAM filter... |
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Post by granny2young on Mar 14, 2005 22:11:08 GMT -6
LOL! that is too funny. I wander if God still answers knee-mail or if does it all online.
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Post by wittzo on Mar 15, 2005 1:10:37 GMT -6
Bill Gates died. He goes to the pearly gates and talks with St. Peter. Since he's the world's richest man, St. Peter personally takes him on a tour of Heaven.
He says,"Bill, since you helped make computers accessible to people for them to use with MS-DOS, you are allowed to stay in Heaven. But because you also had a hand in Windows 95 and ME, we have to also offer you a place in Hell.
He looks around at Heaven, angels are sitting on clouds playing harps and praising Jesus and God and there's not really that much going on.
They go check Hell out, everybody is breaking all the Commandments and enjoying it. There's all sorts of orgies and drinking and other debaucheries taking place. Bill says,"You know, I like this place better. I never did get a chance to do any of this stuff in Redmond."
Peter leaves him there. He decides to check up on Gates in a couple of weeks. He gets there and demons have Bill chained to a wall, he's bleeding from the whippings they have given him. They are washing his blood off with lava. His glasses are even cracked.
He's able to squint and make out St. Peter's shape. He cries,"Why are they doing this to me? I though I would be partying hard all the time. This is nothing like what you showed me earlier."
St. Peter said,"Oh, I'm sorry. What you saw earlier was a demo."
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Post by granny2young on Mar 15, 2005 1:34:19 GMT -6
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