Post by Pontotocmom on Sept 15, 2006 6:01:30 GMT -6
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, " Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"
The lady replied "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have
mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against
the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All
kinds of bad
things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now.
That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, " Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"
The lady replied "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have
mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against
the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All
kinds of bad
things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now.
That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
