Post by DarkenedSoul on Sept 20, 2006 16:57:03 GMT -6
Florida Burglary...
Just when you think there's no justice...
A news article from a Florida Newspaper:
"When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves
left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What
they did take was "generic white cardboard box
filled with grayish-white powder." (That at least is
the way the police described it.) A spokesman for the
Fort Lauderdale police said, "that it looked similar
to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the
big time."
Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and
pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated
remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years
ago."
Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a
drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on
Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too;
& about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there '
was this note. It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus
blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister.
No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
;D
