Post by Pontotocmom on Sept 21, 2006 19:05:44 GMT -6
Dirty Kitten
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a
Sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all
Matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to
The vet.
We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pu$$ycat."
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us
Know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer said,
"OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that
It was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not
Him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
"El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him El-Take-O." They love to hate each
Other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in
The last word on this occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor,
Who is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of
People waiting to see him.
A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my
Husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice
Said,
"Your wife's pu$$y is finally clean and shaved and she
Now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant.
God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even.
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a
Sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all
Matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to
The vet.
We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pu$$ycat."
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us
Know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer said,
"OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that
It was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not
Him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
"El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him El-Take-O." They love to hate each
Other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in
The last word on this occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor,
Who is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of
People waiting to see him.
A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my
Husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice
Said,
"Your wife's pu$$y is finally clean and shaved and she
Now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant.
God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even.
