Post by DarkenedSoul on Oct 1, 2006 13:10:00 GMT -6
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her
class one morning and she asked the question, "When
you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body
goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your
hands.
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy
replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands
together in front of you and G-d just takes your hands
first.
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I
think it's your legs. "The nun looked at him with the
strangest look on her face. "Now,Little Johnny, why do
you think it would be your legs"?
Little Johnny said:
"Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air
and she was saying, "Oh G-d, I'm coming!" If Dad
hadn't pinned ! her down, we'd have lost her."
The nun fainted.
;D ;D ;D
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her
class one morning and she asked the question, "When
you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body
goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your
hands.
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy
replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands
together in front of you and G-d just takes your hands
first.
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I
think it's your legs. "The nun looked at him with the
strangest look on her face. "Now,Little Johnny, why do
you think it would be your legs"?
Little Johnny said:
"Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air
and she was saying, "Oh G-d, I'm coming!" If Dad
hadn't pinned ! her down, we'd have lost her."
The nun fainted.
;D ;D ;D
