Post by DarkenedSoul on Oct 5, 2006 19:59:42 GMT -6
> A Mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out
of
> ten million bucks.
>
> His bookkeeper is deaf.
>
> That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed
> that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to
> testify about in court.
>
> When the godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing
> $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
>
> The godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks
he
> embezzled from me is."
>
> The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the
money
> is.
>
> The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
>
> The attorney tells the godfather, "He says he doesn't know what
you're
> talking about."
>
> The godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple,
> and says, "Ask him again!"
>
> The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't
> tell him!"
>
> The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
> briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
> Queens!"
>
> The godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
>
> The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the
> trigger." ;D ;D ;D
of
> ten million bucks.
>
> His bookkeeper is deaf.
>
> That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed
> that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to
> testify about in court.
>
> When the godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing
> $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
>
> The godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks
he
> embezzled from me is."
>
> The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the
money
> is.
>
> The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
>
> The attorney tells the godfather, "He says he doesn't know what
you're
> talking about."
>
> The godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple,
> and says, "Ask him again!"
>
> The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't
> tell him!"
>
> The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
> briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
> Queens!"
>
> The godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
>
> The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the
> trigger." ;D ;D ;D
