Post by DarkenedSoul on Oct 12, 2006 20:50:20 GMT -6
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
