Post by Lorri on Oct 15, 2006 18:09:55 GMT -6
A Tennessee Mountain Woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and
Come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home, she asked
Her husband, "What is a specimen?"
He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse."
The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her
Clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.
"What in the world happened?" asked the husband.
"Danged if I know," she repled. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she
Told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all
Hell broke loose."
Come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home, she asked
Her husband, "What is a specimen?"
He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse."
The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her
Clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.
"What in the world happened?" asked the husband.
"Danged if I know," she repled. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she
Told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all
Hell broke loose."
