Post by Pontotocmom on Oct 31, 2006 19:34:04 GMT -6
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They
knock on the door of this house and the man who
answers it says, Well, you two are awful cute. Who
are you supposed to be?"
"We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're
black!"
So, they go off and a while later they come back
dressed differently. They ring the door bell and once
again and the man opens the door. "Well now, that
is just darn cute. Who are you this time?"
"We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.
"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't
be Hansel and Gretel because you're black!"
Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the
man hears the bell ring again. This time when he
opens the door there stand the two children but this
time they are BUCK NAKED.
"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!
"he asks.
"Chocolate M & M's," said the little girl. "I'm plain.
He's got nuts."
knock on the door of this house and the man who
answers it says, Well, you two are awful cute. Who
are you supposed to be?"
"We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're
black!"
So, they go off and a while later they come back
dressed differently. They ring the door bell and once
again and the man opens the door. "Well now, that
is just darn cute. Who are you this time?"
"We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.
"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't
be Hansel and Gretel because you're black!"
Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the
man hears the bell ring again. This time when he
opens the door there stand the two children but this
time they are BUCK NAKED.
"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!
"he asks.
"Chocolate M & M's," said the little girl. "I'm plain.
He's got nuts."
