Post by DarkenedSoul on Nov 1, 2006 22:00:14 GMT -6
Still funny after all these years!
ARCHIE BUNKER QUOTES
If God gets sore enough at you he could turn your jawbone into an ass.
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems...like your groinocology.
Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over.
That guy ain't been the same since he had that vasexomy.
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies....as he sat in John Wilkes' booth.
A woman should cleave unto her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs.
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.
In New York...queers...that's what ya call an ungendered species.
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.
Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday
(cough cough) You're germinatin' all over me!
California is the home of where is gonna occur the world's worst cat-a-strofe....sittin' on a shelf out there.....3 states on that shelf, California, Oregon & Missouri. The day of the biggest earthquake....those 3 states are gonna be shoved right offa that shelf there. They call that the "Continental Divide." (Mike: WHAT???) Yes, yes! The Pope knew about this years ago. He said it was St. Andrew's fault.
Homo sapiens....that's a killer queer.
Gonna be incrimated when I die....they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.
They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that's all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain't ready to be pasteurized!
"The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife is wrong"
"I never said a guy who wears glasses is a queer. A guy who wears glasses is a four-eyes; a guy who's a queer is a queer."
Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television.
It ain't supposed to make sense; it's faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side.
;D ;D ;D ;D
ARCHIE BUNKER QUOTES
If God gets sore enough at you he could turn your jawbone into an ass.
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems...like your groinocology.
Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over.
That guy ain't been the same since he had that vasexomy.
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies....as he sat in John Wilkes' booth.
A woman should cleave unto her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs.
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.
In New York...queers...that's what ya call an ungendered species.
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.
Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday
(cough cough) You're germinatin' all over me!
California is the home of where is gonna occur the world's worst cat-a-strofe....sittin' on a shelf out there.....3 states on that shelf, California, Oregon & Missouri. The day of the biggest earthquake....those 3 states are gonna be shoved right offa that shelf there. They call that the "Continental Divide." (Mike: WHAT???) Yes, yes! The Pope knew about this years ago. He said it was St. Andrew's fault.
Homo sapiens....that's a killer queer.
Gonna be incrimated when I die....they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.
They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that's all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain't ready to be pasteurized!
"The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife is wrong"
"I never said a guy who wears glasses is a queer. A guy who wears glasses is a four-eyes; a guy who's a queer is a queer."
Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television.
It ain't supposed to make sense; it's faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side.
;D ;D ;D ;D
