Post by DarkenedSoul on Nov 6, 2006 12:29:48 GMT -6
"Hello?"
>
> "Hi honey.
>
> This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
>
> "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
>
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got
>an Uncle Paul."
>
> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
>now."
>
> Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
>
> Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the
>bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the
>driveway."
>
> "Okay Daddy, just a minute."
>
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>
> "I did it Daddy."
>
> "And what happened honey?" he asked.
>
> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
>on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
>the dresser
> and now she isn't moving at all!"
>
> "Oh my God!!!
>
> What about your Uncle Paul?"
>
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all
>scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But
>I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
>
> He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
> ***Longer Pause***
>
> ***Even Longer Pause***
>
> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ............
>
> Is this 486-5731?"
> ;D ;D
>
> "Hi honey.
>
> This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
>
> "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
>
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got
>an Uncle Paul."
>
> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
>now."
>
> Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
>
> Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the
>bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the
>driveway."
>
> "Okay Daddy, just a minute."
>
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>
> "I did it Daddy."
>
> "And what happened honey?" he asked.
>
> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
>on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
>the dresser
> and now she isn't moving at all!"
>
> "Oh my God!!!
>
> What about your Uncle Paul?"
>
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all
>scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But
>I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
>
> He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
> ***Longer Pause***
>
> ***Even Longer Pause***
>
> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ............
>
> Is this 486-5731?"
> ;D ;D
