Post by granny2young on Nov 6, 2006 19:28:36 GMT -6
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman
on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the
horn, screaming in frustration as she missed
her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a
tap on her window and looked up into the
face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she
was searched, finger printed, photographed,
and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman
approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk
where the arresting officer was waiting with
her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You
see, I pulled up behind your car while you
were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy
in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at
him.
"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker,
the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and
the chrome-plated Christian Fish emblem on the trunk .
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
. . priceless
on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the
horn, screaming in frustration as she missed
her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a
tap on her window and looked up into the
face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she
was searched, finger printed, photographed,
and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman
approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk
where the arresting officer was waiting with
her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You
see, I pulled up behind your car while you
were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy
in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at
him.
"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker,
the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and
the chrome-plated Christian Fish emblem on the trunk .
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
. . priceless
