Post by DarkenedSoul on Nov 29, 2006 18:38:14 GMT -6
Daddy's little girl
An oldie,but made me laugh again,
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
>>> >smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
>>> >
>>> >Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders
>>> >of nature through such innocent eyes.
>>> >
>>> >Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
>>> >
>>> >He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
>>> >He noticed she was looking At two spiders mating.
>>> >
>>> >"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
>>> >"They're mating," her Father replied.
>>> >
>>> >"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
>>> >"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
>>> >
>>> >"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
>>> >As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
>>> >question, he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>>> >
>>> >The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
>>> >then took her foot and stomped them flat saying, "Well, we're not
>>> >having
>>> >any of that Brokeback mountain sh*t in our garden." ;D
An oldie,but made me laugh again,
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
>>> >smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
>>> >
>>> >Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders
>>> >of nature through such innocent eyes.
>>> >
>>> >Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
>>> >
>>> >He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
>>> >He noticed she was looking At two spiders mating.
>>> >
>>> >"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
>>> >"They're mating," her Father replied.
>>> >
>>> >"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
>>> >"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
>>> >
>>> >"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
>>> >As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
>>> >question, he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>>> >
>>> >The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
>>> >then took her foot and stomped them flat saying, "Well, we're not
>>> >having
>>> >any of that Brokeback mountain sh*t in our garden." ;D
