Post by momof3 on Dec 5, 2006 9:36:55 GMT -6
One winter morning a husband and wife were
listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
street, so the snowplows can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later
while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are
expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife again went
out and moved her car.
The next week, again during breakfast, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must park............ then the electric power went out.
The wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her
face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I
need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who
are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just
leave it in the garage this time?"
listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
street, so the snowplows can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later
while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are
expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife again went
out and moved her car.
The next week, again during breakfast, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must park............ then the electric power went out.
The wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her
face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I
need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who
are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just
leave it in the garage this time?"
