Post by Pontotocmom on Dec 10, 2006 20:27:10 GMT -6
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
>and you need to shut up.
>
>
> 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
>Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
>minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
>
> 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
>you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
>in fine.
>
> 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
> 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
>often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
>and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
>with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
>
> 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
>make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
>deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
>you're welcome.
>
> 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@! YOU!
>
> 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
>this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
>now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's
>wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
>
>and you need to shut up.
>
>
> 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
>Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
>minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
>
> 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
>you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
>in fine.
>
> 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
> 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
>often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
>and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
>with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
>
> 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
>make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
>deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
>you're welcome.
>
> 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@! YOU!
>
> 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
>this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
>now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's
>wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
>
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