DarkenedSoul
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Post by DarkenedSoul on Sept 1, 2006 13:01:48 GMT -6
Yea over or under don't really matter to me. my RANT- when it's a EMPTY ROLL. and now I have to run to the other end of the house for a fresh roll. Glad nobody was home to see me run through the house flashing my dairy-aire.... LOL I was traveling home today and had to stop at a convenience store in Meridian to take care of a ahem...serious problem I was about to experience. I get into the men's room and there's one freakin stall...occupied. I come out, and notice one of those unisex/diaper change/handicap restrooms, and a woman with a baby beat me to the door. Now, I had to go....really bad. A couple of minutes later, the guy comes out of the men's room, I go in and GROSS! Dude did not flush! I remedied that quickly,and was about to sit down when I noticed ALL THE TP WAS GONE!  I was LIVID, but on the brink of a complete environmental disaster at the same time. I went to the unisex bathroom and the lady with the baby still occupied it. I got to thinking about Hurricane Katrina and the lack of response from FEMA. Would the same happen in Meridian in the next two minutes? Should I tell the clerk to notify them immediately? So, FINALLY the lady comes out, baby in hand. And guess what? She did not flush either? What the hell is wrong with people? I spotted the giant size TP roll. You know, one of those they have to use a crane to lift and put into the dispenser, but it had maybe 5 sheets left on it. I cried out in extreme agony "Why God? Why?" I had no choice but to make do (no pun intended). I noticed one of those automatic paper towel dispensers just in reach. I am convinced God answered my cry by providing that machine. It literally saved the entire town of Meridian from unspeakable horror and devastation. TF I'll Qoute Cheech. "Butt check's don't Fail Me Now" LOL |
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Post by King Rat on Sept 1, 2006 14:56:42 GMT -6
I got stuck in an extreme situation similiar to yours one time, TF, except I was out in the middle of nowhere. When I got back in the care I was minus a T-shirt.  Which reminds me of a true story. A former co-worker was out on a first-date and ate some bad food. On the way back to her house at the end of the date he had an immediate urge and had to quickly find a backroad. When he went to exit the car the strain proved too much and he filled his pants. The smell, he said, on the way back to her house was almost unbearable but she took it like a trooper. They have been married several years now. |
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Post by rutrow on Sept 2, 2006 0:48:13 GMT -6
ROFL!! That is funny darkened. LOL I mean, LOL, I know it wasn't funny [ha ha ha ha] to you at that time, but [he he he] you described it so [bwahahahaha] perfectly and I could just see the frustration [loud guffaws] in my mind on your face.  |
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DarkenedSoul
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Post by DarkenedSoul on Sept 2, 2006 9:24:44 GMT -6
ROFL!! That is funny darkened. LOL I mean, LOL, I know it wasn't funny [ha ha ha ha] to you at that time, but [he he he] you described it so [bwahahahaha] perfectly and I could just see the frustration [loud guffaws] in my mind on your face. Thinking back it was Funny as Heck, LOL. Thank You |
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Post by wittzo on Sept 2, 2006 19:30:01 GMT -6
Heidi Ho, Everybody! It's Mr. hankey the Christmas Poo! Heidi Ho!
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Post by Pontotocmom on Sept 3, 2006 5:36:38 GMT -6
It's good to see you back wittzo...I've missed your posts.
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Post by granny2young on Sept 3, 2006 6:51:29 GMT -6
wittzo!!! buddy! missed ya hun
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Post by zipzam on Sept 5, 2006 10:21:40 GMT -6
F is Fire, burning the whole town
U is Uranium bombs!
N is No survivors!
that's what i call FUN!
*having a plankton moment today...
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Post by Frey on Sept 5, 2006 12:31:03 GMT -6
Something that bothers me...
Someone with whom I spend much of my free time has been singing the same song over and over again for going on two days. He sings it WRONG (not that he is a professional singer by any stretch of the imagination). I think I should invest in some duct tape! ;D
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Post by zipzam on Sept 5, 2006 12:46:22 GMT -6
Something that bothers me... Someone with whom I spend much of my free time has been singing the same song over and over again for going on two days. He sings it WRONG (not that he is a professional singer by any stretch of the imagination). I think I should invest in some duct tape! ;D sounds like a kewl guy!  ok... gotta find another rant.. duct tape and duck tape. what's the difference? i've never understood if there even IS a difference? both are gray, sticky, and fix most anything here in the south. (if it moves and shouldn't, duct/duck tape it... if it doesn't move and should, WD40 it). so... what's the deal with duck and duct tape? let's just pick one name and go with it! |
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Post by zipzam on Sept 5, 2006 15:21:59 GMT -6
one more and i'm going home.
"dinner". people, quit using the word "dinner".
it's breakfast, lunch, and supper. there is no "dinner".
unfortionately, SIFs use the word "dinner" interchangable with lunch OR supper.
if someone invites me for "dinner"... am i to show at 12 or 5?
it's breakfast, lunch, and supper. invite me for any of these three and i have an idea what time.
"dinner" should be outlawed.
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Post by Frey on Sept 5, 2006 15:26:45 GMT -6
Okay, Zip...your soapbox is gone, and no, you cannot have it back.
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Post by King Rat on Sept 6, 2006 7:36:18 GMT -6
one more and i'm going home. "dinner" should be outlawed. Well, considering their new role as personal choice makers for Tupelo, and considering their willingness to supercede the rights of private business owners in Tupelo, the Tupelo City Council, in all their self-righteous indignation, just might ban dinner next.  |
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Post by King Rat on Sept 6, 2006 7:43:59 GMT -6
WHAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF.......
Is people who get elected to represent a tiny portion of a small city or town and suddenly feel empowered to invade private lives and private businesses and dictate personal choice according to their own over-rated preference.
I cannot overstate my opposition to insignificant little nobodies gathering together and making personal health choices for all just so they can get their names in the paper or feel good that they have prevented the dumb ole sheep from harming themselves.
If you still wonder, I am speaking specifically about the city councils of Tupelo and Mantachie (the little town best know for a series of brutal horse rapes several years ago) trying to out-California California.
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
And, no, I don't smoke. I just despise people who push government into our personal lives.
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Post by Frey on Sept 6, 2006 9:32:40 GMT -6
 Yesterday on the local news (I believe it was WTVA), they ran a story on the human papillomavirus vaccination. Whether or not to give this vaccine at the appropriate time is something that really gets my blood boiling. In order for the vaccine to protect women from cancer, it must be administered before they are exposed to the virus. This means it must be given, realistically, before she is sexually active. Some experts suggest that the girl should be nine or ten at the time (prepubescent). Some say that giving a girl this cancer-preventing vaccine will allow her to think she has a right to premarital sex...because the vaccine also protects against the std hpv (which most people who have it do not even know). Is that argument really important...saving lives vs. girls having premarital sex? What if it were boys and not girls...would it be the argument be the same?
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